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Showing posts with label Quote of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quote of the Day. Show all posts

Monday

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of the day
Girl:  Will you still love me after marriage?
Teeloo:  That depends on your husband…surely I will if he allows me.

What does PIA stand for (hint: it's not Pakistani International Airlines)?
Please Inform Allah. 
What does AI stand for (hint: it's not Air India)?
Already Informed.

Customer to waiter:  Everyday you charge me for a cup of coffee.  It would be wonderful if you could serve me a coffee free of cost today.
Waiter:  Sure.  Everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.  Wouldn't it be great if today you can drink from an empty cup?
Your Quote Of the Day
Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.Tilopa, null

Regardless whether those whom I meet

respond towards me with anger or faith,
may the mere fact of our meeting
contribute to the fulfillment of their wishes.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

My body, every possession

and all goodness, past, present and future
without remorse I dedicate
to the well-being of the world.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara


Gyaan of the day

It takes 492 seconds for sunlight to reach the earth from the sun.

If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually become much paler and possibly even white.

New Zealand is the only country that contains every type of climate.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of the day
Girl:  Will you still love me after marriage?
Teeloo:  That depends on your husband…surely I will if he allows me.

What does PIA stand for (hint: it's not Pakistani International Airlines)?
Please Inform Allah. 
What does AI stand for (hint: it's not Air India)?
Already Informed.

Customer to waiter:  Everyday you charge me for a cup of coffee.  It would be wonderful if you could serve me a coffee free of cost today.
Waiter:  Sure.  Everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.  Wouldn't it be great if today you can drink from an empty cup?
Your Quote Of the Day
Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.Tilopa, null

Regardless whether those whom I meet

respond towards me with anger or faith,
may the mere fact of our meeting
contribute to the fulfillment of their wishes.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

My body, every possession

and all goodness, past, present and future
without remorse I dedicate
to the well-being of the world.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara


Gyaan of the day

It takes 492 seconds for sunlight to reach the earth from the sun.

If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually become much paler and possibly even white.

New Zealand is the only country that contains every type of climate.

Thursday

Your Quote Of the Day

Joke of the day
An Englishman met Pappu while going to the toilet.
Englishman:   Good morning Sir, how do you do?
Pappu:  Usually I remove my underwear and then do, and how do you do?

Pappu joined NASA.
After one month he forced the Americans to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.
Your Quote Of the Day
May I fall as rain to increase the harvests that must feed living beings.  And in ages of dire famine may I myself serve as food and drink. 
                                Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Unity already exists (on the level of man or soul), but we have forgotten.
                Kirpal Singh, Guru and Religious Leader
Gyaan of the day
The art of navigation was developed in India nearly 6000 years ago.  The word 'navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word navgatih.  The word 'navy' is derived from the Sanskrit word nou.

Jyoti Basu of West Bengal was the longest-serving Chief Minister of any Indian state.  He served for 23 years from 1977 to 2000 as Chief Minister.

Your Quote Of the Day

Joke of the day
An Englishman met Pappu while going to the toilet.
Englishman:   Good morning Sir, how do you do?
Pappu:  Usually I remove my underwear and then do, and how do you do?

Pappu joined NASA.
After one month he forced the Americans to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.
Your Quote Of the Day
May I fall as rain to increase the harvests that must feed living beings.  And in ages of dire famine may I myself serve as food and drink. 
                                Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Unity already exists (on the level of man or soul), but we have forgotten.
                Kirpal Singh, Guru and Religious Leader
Gyaan of the day
The art of navigation was developed in India nearly 6000 years ago.  The word 'navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word navgatih.  The word 'navy' is derived from the Sanskrit word nou.

Jyoti Basu of West Bengal was the longest-serving Chief Minister of any Indian state.  He served for 23 years from 1977 to 2000 as Chief Minister.

Tuesday

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of the Day
Office; A place where you can relax after a strenuous home life.


Your Quote Of the Day
Love is the beginning and end of spirituality.


Gyaan of the Day
Nearly 200,000 videos are uploaded everyday to the popular site youTube.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of the Day
Office; A place where you can relax after a strenuous home life.


Your Quote Of the Day
Love is the beginning and end of spirituality.


Gyaan of the Day
Nearly 200,000 videos are uploaded everyday to the popular site youTube.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Pappu; "I Passed your house yesterday, "Teeloo; "Thanks, I appreciate it."

Your Quote Of the Day
We never lose anything when we give. When you give Love, do you find that you have less love in your heart?


Gyaan of The Day
The world's annual spend on development is US$78 billion. Annual military expenditures are 15x bigger at US$1120 billion.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Pappu; "I Passed your house yesterday, "Teeloo; "Thanks, I appreciate it."

Your Quote Of the Day
We never lose anything when we give. When you give Love, do you find that you have less love in your heart?


Gyaan of The Day
The world's annual spend on development is US$78 billion. Annual military expenditures are 15x bigger at US$1120 billion.

Monday

Your Quote Of the Day

New quotes
 
The point of religion is not to get man into heaven after death,heaven into man here on earth.
-anonymous

Your Quote Of the Day

New quotes
 
The point of religion is not to get man into heaven after death,heaven into man here on earth.
-anonymous

Saturday

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Pappu was traveling with his wife in an auto, and the driver adjusted the mirror.Pappu shouted at him, ''Aha, you're trying to see my wife? you sit in the back seat. I will drive.''
Your Quote Of the Day
O kabir, when you were born, you cried while others laughed. Perform such deeds that when dying, you laugh while others cry.
Gyaan of The Day
Latha mangeshkar is featured in the Guinness Book of world Records for having sung in more recorded songs than anyone else ever. She is reputed to have sung on 30,000 songs in over 20 languages in career spanning more than 60 years.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Pappu was traveling with his wife in an auto, and the driver adjusted the mirror.Pappu shouted at him, ''Aha, you're trying to see my wife? you sit in the back seat. I will drive.''
Your Quote Of the Day
O kabir, when you were born, you cried while others laughed. Perform such deeds that when dying, you laugh while others cry.
Gyaan of The Day
Latha mangeshkar is featured in the Guinness Book of world Records for having sung in more recorded songs than anyone else ever. She is reputed to have sung on 30,000 songs in over 20 languages in career spanning more than 60 years.

Wednesday

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Teelo was nervously pacing outside the room in the hopital where his daughter was giving birth. After a long wait, a young baby's cry was heard and a nurse walked out of the room. Teeloo: Sister, tell me am i a grandmother or a grandfather?
Your Quote Of the Day
What is God? He is the breath inside the breath.
Gyaan of The Day
The human heart beats over 1000,000 times a day (irrespective of whether you're in love or not). You breathe on average 23,000 times a day.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Teelo was nervously pacing outside the room in the hopital where his daughter was giving birth. After a long wait, a young baby's cry was heard and a nurse walked out of the room. Teeloo: Sister, tell me am i a grandmother or a grandfather?
Your Quote Of the Day
What is God? He is the breath inside the breath.
Gyaan of The Day
The human heart beats over 1000,000 times a day (irrespective of whether you're in love or not). You breathe on average 23,000 times a day.

Monday

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Pappu: Why didn't you marry until now?
Teeloo: I was searching for an ideal match.
Pappu: you still haven't found an ideal girl?
Teeloo: I found one.
Pappu: Then?
Teeloo: She too was searching for an ideal match.


Your Quote Of the Day
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up.


Gyaan of The Day
Nepal is the only country whose national flag is not rectangular.

Your Quote Of the Day


Joke of The Day
Pappu: Why didn't you marry until now?
Teeloo: I was searching for an ideal match.
Pappu: you still haven't found an ideal girl?
Teeloo: I found one.
Pappu: Then?
Teeloo: She too was searching for an ideal match.


Your Quote Of the Day
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up.


Gyaan of The Day
Nepal is the only country whose national flag is not rectangular.

Sunday

Your Quote Of the Day

Joke of the Day
Father to pappu : Why don't you consider every women as your mother?
Pappu : I can,but if i did so, What will people think of you?
Your Quote Of the Day
Bharatanatyam is now world famous with thousands of new votaries. What about Koodiyattam?.....I have done what I can. It has not been easy. One has to sacrifice a lot to learn Koodiyattam. How many persons will be ready for it these days? Will there be an audience capable of imbibing it? Mani Madhava Chakyar, Considered the greatest Chakyar Koothu and Kutiyattam artist and authority of modern times
Gyann of the Day
The highest cricket ground in the world is in the chali,Himachal Pradesh(2444 meters above sea level).

Your Quote Of the Day

Joke of the Day
Father to pappu : Why don't you consider every women as your mother?
Pappu : I can,but if i did so, What will people think of you?
Your Quote Of the Day
Bharatanatyam is now world famous with thousands of new votaries. What about Koodiyattam?.....I have done what I can. It has not been easy. One has to sacrifice a lot to learn Koodiyattam. How many persons will be ready for it these days? Will there be an audience capable of imbibing it? Mani Madhava Chakyar, Considered the greatest Chakyar Koothu and Kutiyattam artist and authority of modern times
Gyann of the Day
The highest cricket ground in the world is in the chali,Himachal Pradesh(2444 meters above sea level).

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