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Quotes To Live By



  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

  • The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

  • It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

  • Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

  • Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

  • If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

  • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

  • Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue.

  • Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

  • Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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